"Okay, I don't think I can manage the politeness. We're friends right? I NEED, no, I WANT a book or a diary for my writing. One of those classy ones.
"What do you mean another one? This is the only one you're getting me this week.
"Oh oh... any colour. The brighter the better. Not fussy.
"Oh yes, a Moleskin would be awesome. But as long as it's one of the better brands, it's ...