“Happy Birthday!”“Thanks for the gift. But it’s not for another 3 weeks!”“I know. I know.”“I presume you’ve marked it in your calendar.”“Haan, haan. Of course.”“As usual, you’re preoccupied with something. It’s something to do with your writing. Or thinking of writing. Right?”“Er… okay… well…”“Admit it. Okay… wait, wait. I know this. Let me say my piece before...