"Why not?", she said biting into her burger. The mayo oozed out. She licked it off her fingers.
"Well...for one it's a working day."
"Amazing isn't it? " She took another bite, then had a swig of her coffee.
"Look," she said excitedly and held her hands out. "It's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday!"
"Yes, I know the days of the week." he said dourly, sip...